Well we saw this coming, but not this soon. 72 days after their humongous, over-the-top, ridiculously spency wedding (that has been broadcasting all over E! 3 times a day for the past few months) the KK's are done. Over. Divorced. We truly did wish them well. But we kinda knew from the get-go that this marriage was not a match made in heaven. As you know, Jen and I are addicted to celeb gossip. We don't shy away from the fact that we watch E! News, read Huffington post just for the celeb section and scan people.com religiously. So it was no shocker that Jen and I knew about the breaking news pretty much right after it was announced. When the newlyweds got engaged we wrote a little ditty about their wedding and even gave them props for their fabu wedding invites. But with such a short engagement, camera crews following them around 24/7 and 3 very tight-knit sisters with a very overbearing mother, Kris Humphries had to have known what he was getting into.
(Yes, that's Ryan Seacrest and Bruce to the right of the pic).
So, since we like to think we know Kris and Kim SO WELL we thought we'd do another rendition of our celebrity carding, where we divvy out our cards to our fav. celebs, but never have the guts to actually send them. For a fun little twist, we decided to not only give our two cents, but we'd also send Kim some love from her sisters.
Card #1 Khloe:
Khloe is probably saying "I told you so" as I type this blog. She knew something was up and she even called Kris out on national television. We like her brazen boldness and we appreciate her honesty. Khloe will tell you like it is and won't apologize for her honesty. Khloe would give her sis our Suck It Up card.
Card #2 Kourtney:
Although we don't know if Kourt would ever give this card to Kris, we do know that our Hot Mess Card would sound like something that would come out of her mouth. In fact, we're pretty sure she would have given this card to Kim during her diamond earring freak out moment in Bora Bora... and then resend it to her after the wedding.
Card #3 Jen & Lisa:
Seriously. That was the first thing that came out of my mouth when Jen g-chatted me and said Mr. and Mrs. Humphries broke up. What the heck happened? Was it a publicity stunt? Was this not Kim's second wedding? Wasn't Justin Bieber there? Such ridiculousness. Obviously, the What's Up With That Card had to be our chosen design to send to Kim.
All in all, the whole wedding seemed to be such a farce and it kinda made us sad to see their marriage end so soon. Being a part of the "wedding industry", we are constantly reminded that there there is such as thing as true love and people do find it every day. Unfortunately, Kim was a product of the wedding whirlwind where the actual ceremony becomes the center of attention, rather than the marriage itself. Maybe this will be a lesson to other brides out there who are in the middle of wedding mayhem. It's not about the cake or the flowers or even the size of your engagement ring. It's about building a life together, being committed to each other, and the wedding day is only the beginning of it all. (Alright, I'll get off my soapbox now.)
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