Being part of the wedding biz, we (and everyone else out there that gets sucked into celeb gossip) have been uber-curious about the Kim Kardashian wedding. We put "the" in front of Kim because this feels more like a holiday spectacular, rather than a wedding. It's so much about Kim that we tend to forget that she's getting married to what's-his-face; that super tall basketball player with curly hair. Obvi Kim's people are pretty tight-lipped about the affair, but thanks to E-news, TMZ, and twitter a few details have leaked.
Here is our breakdown (or, rather, our snarky remarks) on what we have found out about the wedding:
1. The guest list: Top celebs who may or may not attend - Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bieber, Will and Jada Smith, Ryan Seacrest, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye West, and Eva Longoria. We get the Ryan Seacrest connection and the other A-listers, but why is Justin Bieber being invited? It's a bit odd in our book. He said he had a crush on Kim. They were told to do a photoshoot together, and now they are best buds? Wonder what Selina Gomez or the tall basketball player thinks about this:
2. Dress attire: Black Tie, however guests must either wear black or white. Don't get us wrong, we love a great LBD, but we've never been to a wedding where we were told what to wear. Sure, it's an honor to be a part of the wedding party, but that means you forfeit your rights to what actually looks good on your body type. We've all been a victim of horrible bridesmaids dresses, so it would be slightly annoying to be told what to wear when you're not in the wedding.
Pics courtesy of tackyweddings.com
Note: We totally could have looked at ugly bridesmaids dresses online for HOURS. It's quite the blackhole to get sucked into. Try it out. You won't regret it, but you'll realize that 2 hours has snuck past you and you'll wonder if you were accidentally rufied.
3. The Wedding invitation: Alright, they got us. We don't really have anything snarky to say about this one. We gotta admit, this invite is stellar. The monogram is beautiful and the detail flourishing is gorgeous. It totally conveys the look of the mandated black and white attire and the box, (book, holder... whatever you would call it) makes the wedding feel regal. We'd love to find out how much it cost to create and mail these invites, but thanks to reality TV, the Kardashian name and all of Kim's business ventures, I'm sure it was a drop in the wedding budget bucket. Our only questions is what will guests do with this invite? You can't really hang it on the fridge or post it on a bulletin board. And what will you do with it when the wedding is over? It's considered a sin in our book to throw away anything letterpressed, so will guests throw this phonebook-invitation in the trash? Ugh. It hurts our hearts to even think about it.
Overall, we are sure this will be a beautiful, celebrity wedding. The Kardashian's are known for their great taste and fashion sense (plus large sums of cash can make anything look amazing) so we can't wait to see the whole shebang when it's all said and done. We bet there will be pictures leaked by Sunday morning and you better believe we'll be the firsts to check it out on Enews! online and Perez Hiton. Wedding comments to commence next week ;)
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